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Tahous Addiction Survey

1. Have you ever been to Lyell Avenue? Yes No
2. Have you ever been to W. Main Street? Yes No
3. Have you ever taken a large group of people to Tahous? Yes No
4. Have you ever gone to Tahous alone? Yes No
5. Do most of your friends understand you when you say you're going out for plates? Yes No
6. Can you finish a garbage plate? Yes No
7. Do you understand the signifigance of the bread? Yes No
8. Do you have your own Tahous cup? Yes No
9. Do you leave it in your car, just in case? Yes No
10. Have you been to Tahous more than once a week? Yes No
11. Have you been to Tahous more than once in a day? Yes No
12. Have you been to Tahous more than three times in week? Yes No
13. Have you been to Tahous more than five times in a week? Yes No
14. Have you have more than two plates in one day? Yes No
15. Do you have plans go to Tahous on a weekly basis? Yes No
16. Have you ever been to Tahous for breakfast? Yes No
17. Have you ever been to Tahous under the influence? Yes No
18. Have you taken your family to Tahous? Yes No
19. Have you tried to make a Tahous plate at home? Yes No
20. Have you ever explained what a "plate" was to someone? Yes No
21. Were they disgusted? Yes No
22. Have you ever been solicited at Tahous? Yes No
23. Have you ever driven out of your way to go to Tahous? Yes No
24. Have you ever called in advance? Yes No
25. Have you ever had to explain plate ordering etiquette to newbies? Yes No
26. Ever had to order for the group, because they were to drunk to stand in line? Yes No
27. Have you ever had a plate and NOT had side effects (i.e. you're used it it)? Yes No
28. Ever needed a second bottle of Franks? Yes No
29. Do you tip? Yes No
30. Do you know any of the employees names? Yes No
31. Do you know ALL of the employees names? Yes No
32. Do any of the employees know you by name? Yes No
33. Do ALL of the employees know you by name? Yes No
34. Have you ever done a Google search on Tahous or Garbageplates? Yes No
35. Have you considered working at Tahous? Yes No
36. Do you know the recipe for the plate? Yes No
37. Have you experimented with different types of plates? Yes No
38. Have you fasted all day because you knew you were going? Yes No
39. Have you had daydreams about getting a plate? Yes No
40. Have you had to postpone sex because you had a plate earlier? Yes No
41. Have you ever eaten a plate with your bare hands? Yes No
42. Have you ever had an afterplate? Yes No
43. Have you ever kicked him/her out to get an afterplate? Yes No
44. Have you ever used a plate as a sexual tool? Yes No
45. Do you know where Nick Tahou is buried? Yes No
46. Have you ever brought your own bottle of Tabasco sauce? Yes No
47. Have you ever eaten the plate itself? Yes No
48. Have you ever had the plate signed by Nick Tahoe himself? Yes No
49. Did you ever get free plates because you tip so well in the past? Yes No
50. Have you ever been served immediately in the door while other people have been waiting a while? Yes No

Credits: Kyle Anderson, Mike Confer, Alex Moundalexis, {dmfrte}

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The Fine Print: I'm not an addiction specialist. These are not clinical tests, and are provided for entertainment value only.