Newark Deli & Bagel Addiction Survey

1. Have you ever been to NDB?	Yes	No
2. Have you ever been to NDB for brunch?	Yes	No
3. Have you ever been to NDB after a night of drinking?	Yes	No
4. Have you ever been to NDB hung over?	Yes	No
5. Have you ever been to NDB still drunk?	Yes	No
6. Have you ever been to NDB more than once in a weekend?	Yes	No
7. Do any of your drinking traditions involve going to NDB?	Yes	No
8. Have you been to NDB in your pajamas?	Yes	No
9. Have you had to borrow someone else's clothes to go?	Yes	No
10. Do you look forward to going to sleep, knowing that tomorrow is NDB day?	Yes	No
11. Do your friends know what you mean when you refer to "the bagel place?"	Yes	No
12. Have you ever called ahead?	Yes	No
13. Do you have a regular order?	Yes	No
14. Do you employees ask you if you'd like your "regular?"	Yes	No
15. Do you know how much it costs, down to the penny?	Yes	No
16. Do any the employees know your name?	Yes	No
17. Do ALL of the employees know your name?	Yes	No
18. Could you walk to NDB with your eyes closed?	Yes	No
19. Have you ever thought the lady with well-pencilled eyebrows to be attractive?	Yes	No
20. Did you know that the owners own another shop down the street?	Yes	No

Credits: Alex Moundalexis

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The Fine Print: I'm not an addiction specialist. These are not clinical tests, and are provided for entertainment value only.